*Satire: Babylon Beaver Division*

(1) Babylon Beaver Announced As Canuck Law Spinoff
(2) Liberal To English Dictionary, And Liberal V.S. Conservative
(3) Hitler v.s. Macron, Goals And Desires
(4) Babylon Beaver Endorses Open Borders — For Other People
(5) Now Hiring For Controlled Opposition
(6) Babylon Beaver Buys Mosaic Hotel, Removes Floor Numbers
(7) Canuck Law Certified in GBA+ Training
(8) Fred Menekin Joins Babylon Beaver To Report On CV Mutation
(9) PPC Announces It’s Being Shut Down
(10) Babylon Beaver: Twitter Blockings This Last Year
(11) CPC Convention During Nat’l Abortion Week
(12) Babylon Beaver Supports The Nationalist Parody Canuck Party
(13) Toilet Paper Dealer Murdered In Kelowna
(14) Babylon Beaver Leaks Instruction Guide For Doug Ford Speeches
(15) Free Speech Ministry Opening In Canada
(16) Petition To Repatriate Singh To India
(16) Theresa Tam Now Recommends Butt Plugs To Stop Spread
(17) Anti-Crawlers Protest Against New Measures
(18) “What Do You Conserve” Now Considered Hate Speech
(19) Pierre Poilievre Starts Flying Canadian Flag In His Office
(20) Ford Claims He Has Covid, To Boost Dropping Poll Numbers
(21) Government Asks Whites To Stop Breeding, Because Covid
(22) Babylon Beaver Endorses Eric O’Toolie For Prime Minister
(23) Babylon Bee Sues Babylon Beaver Over Copyright Claim
(24) Selling Fake Tests, Vaccine Certificates A Booming Business
(25) Anti-Vaxx Activists Now Support Vaccines To Cull Enemies
(26) Defense In War Crimes Trials: We’re All In This Together
(27) Babylon Beaver Proposal: Deport Karens To Newfoundland
(28) Brian Lilley Gets Job as Pfizer Vaccine Salesman
(29) Conservatives Vote To Add Necrophilia To Party Platform
(30) Petition To Repatriate Singh To India
(31) Chris Sky Launches “I Was Silenced” Speaking Tour