Petition Launched To Repatriate Jagmeet Singh To India (Satire)

(Little brother is a sweetheart, isn’t he?)

(Singh: our culture is the best)

1. Petition To Repatriate Jagmeet Singh

Petition E-33666 is available to be signed, and it is sponsored by JagsBigBeard, of the Parody Cabinet. The petition calls for aid and assistance to help repatriate Jagmeet Singh to India, where he will be free from the systemic racism that exists in Canada.

Tempers flared after a motion introduced by Singh, condemning “systemic racism” in the RCMP. It seems that drawing such a conclusion offended a lot of people.

Singh was asked about the modification to the RCMP uniform, which allows members to wear turbans instead of police hats. He was also asked about Provincial health and safety laws being rewritten to accommodate Sikhs. Jagmeet Singh looked confused, and after a while responded: “yeah, but what have you done lately?”

2. Indians Fleeing Canada In Droves

(Page 18 of the 2004 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 24 of the 2005 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 18, 19 of the 2006 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 19, 20 of the 2007 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 21, 22 of the 2008 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 16 of the 2009 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 14 of the 2010 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 18 of the 2011 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 15 of the 2012 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 19 of the 2013 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 16 of the 2014 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 16 of the 2015 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 10 of the 2016 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 14 of the 2017 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 28 of the 2018 Annual Report to Parliament)

(Page 36 of the 2019 Annual Report to Parliament)

As is clear from the overwhelming evidence, Indians/Sikhs/Hindus are avoiding Canada like the plague because of the systemic racism that goes on here. They aren’t flooding Canadian schools, or being used to replace Canadian workers. Claims to the contrary are racist conspiracy theories.

Of course, this is nowhere near the total number of people who come to Canada, but used just for a point of reference. It seems that people only realize there is systemic racism after being here for long periods of time.

Critics have asked Singh why would Canada continuously replace its population so that it would become majority non-white by 2028. It was pointed out that diluting voting power was a pretty stupid form of white supremacy. Singh responded that only a white supremacist would make such an argument.

3. Hurdles To Singh’s Repatriation

Admittedly, there are some complications that need to be worked out before Singh can be properly moved to India, and away from Canada, which is a white supremacist nation.

First, it seems Singh is banned from India due to his support for violent Khalistani separatists. Getting him settled will need the consent of the Indian Government.

Second, Singh is also banned from the United States, Russia, China, and Egypt. It’s unclear who would be willing to take him if India won’t.

Third, there will undoubtedly be some adjustment issues. Singh is a multimillionaire with an estimated net worth of some $6 million. Given India’s largely socialist governing structure, a wealth tax can be expected. Like most socialists, Singh only supports wealth redistribution for other people, not himself.

Fourth, once settled in India, claims of “systemic racism” will no longer carry any weight. It’s unclear if Singh intends to take any responsibility for his actions from that point on, but we will have to wait and see.

Nevertheless, Canadians are compassionate, despite what some would say. It’s time to work together to get Jagmeet Singh repatriated to India, and away from the systemic racism that is everywhere in Canada.

Sign Petition E-33666 today!

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