The Canadian entrapment organization “Diagolon” is set to be closed in the most recent round of budget cuts.
Prime Minister Mark Carney announced today that many redundant and ineffective programs had to be scrapped in order to balance the budget. Over 1,000 initiatives, including honeypots and formerly covert operations, are set to be downsized, or stopped altogether. The full list should be out by tomorrow.
He thanked Officer Vriend of the Ontario Provincial Police for his years of dedicated service. The mandatory background checks of Second Sons Canada had positively identified many people who were concerned about ongoing demographic replacement. During the Road Rage Terror Tour, hundreds of licence plates had been collected, leading to new suspects, and more arrests. This resulted in people concluding the group was full of “feds”.
The Canadian Anti-Hate Network, or CAHN, expressed their concern. Layoffs are expected given an estimated 90% reduction in their available content. Being government contractors, it’s unclear what the E.I. implications will be.
Carney reminded everyone that all existing deals and plea bargains with Diagolon informants will still be honoured, but that the policy would be scrapped going forward.
When asked about support for the next iteration of Bill C-63 (the Online Harms Act), the Prime Minister responded that old Diagolon footage would likely be reused.
Social media chat monitoring shall continue. However, the staffing will be slashed and replaced by AI. Human verification of suspected wrongdoing is still needed.
The police policy of conducting a “deconfliction” with CSIS before arresting anyone within the patriot movement is expected to remain in place.
On a related note: there appears to have been a breakdown between a high profile couple, Captain Jeremy MacKenzie and Morgan Guptill. MacKenzie is quoted as saying that the only continuous relationship he wants is with law enforcement.
I have to wonder how much UASAID money was involved. Conspicuous timing.
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Meanwhile Black Philip the cocaine snorting Goat, who was going through massive withdrawal symptoms almost immediately after being cut off of his supply of Colombian White, was reinstated to his old post at Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA). Black Philip was the former deputy crossing guard at CBSA’s renowned narcotics olfactory detection unit.
Ok – for a bit – ya had me. Good one Ronnie!
April fools.